he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Randomize
