How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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