Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Me. At least after what I've been through.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Randomize
