im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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