Pappa wants mamma naked
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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