And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Acid is not a monday night drug
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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