i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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