It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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