I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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