Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Acid is not a monday night drug
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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