god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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