Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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