so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Sponge bath it is.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
it glows. i had to have it.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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