O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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