Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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