I hope mine doesn't look like that
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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