Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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