Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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