we have officially lost it.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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