I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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