it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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