They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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