woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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