True but thats because hes a fetus.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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