David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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