even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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