I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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