i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
The air was thick with penises
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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