Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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