sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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