im gay
i know
yea but for you.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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