so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
This is my gift to your gina
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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