Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
two words: eviction party
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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