That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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