It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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