Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
