she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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