A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
