apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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