Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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