Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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