this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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