is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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