that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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