i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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