Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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