New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
i out mim tonsoeep
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