I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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