Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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