She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
